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Ida
Lewis Dreyfus
Section, Earth
Heaven, June 14
The
Reporting Angel
Department of Records
Heaven
Dear
Reporting Angel:
Thank
you for your kind letter and the spirit behind it.
I
must tell you that a terrible mistake has been made—it’s only fair
to the mothers of the other boys whose records have been mixed in
with my son’s.
The
part about golf and cards
sounds like Jack. But you can see for yourself that for him to win
National Tennis Championships doesn`t make
any sense at all.
One
thing I can tell you, for my son to have become one of the wealthiest
men in the United States is impossible—if I knew a stronger word I
would use it. Before I left, Jack had had three
different jobs, at fifteen dollars a week, and hadn’t made a go
of any of them. It was no secret in the family that he would have
a hard time making a living. He was a nice boy, but lazy, and had
no ambition at all. Once he told me, in confidence, if he ever made
$100,000 he would retire and live on the income—but he knew he never
would.
As
far as the medical part
you speak of, Jack knew nothing about medicine and had no interest
in it. Apparently things got mixed up in the celestial computer. Could
people from the U.S. Government be involved here?
Again,
I’d like you to know how deeply I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
With
warmest regards,
Ida
Lewis Dreyfus
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